I sit in my office, topless.

Twice a day, I sit at my desk, topless. I'm lucky enough that I actually have a door to my office, although there was that one day when the IT guy tried to walk in. I think he even used his key. What an office faux-pas that would have been, right?

Breastfeeding is one of the rare things that I pride myself on being good at. It's a passive skill, but I was able to feed all three kids with just my body and even though it was a bumpy road now and then, we were successful, my breasts and me.

Working full-time means pumping at work at least twice a day. I use the time to catch up on learning German, emailing, reading my Feedly stuff or surfing the web. I take pride in the fact that I can express milk and type at the same time. I should clock my WPM while pumping and put it on my resume.

SKILLS:  Can express breastmilk while typing 60 WPM!

The time is coming near when my youngest, AD, will turn a year and the need for pumping at work will diminish. My middle child, G, was a self-lead weaner. I never thought those really, really existed until I gave birth to one. At 11 months old, he looked at me and signed "All done" and never went back to nursing again. I remember saying, out loud "What, you're not done! I'M not done!" but he never nursed again. He would pretend he was going to, out of kindness I supposed, but as soon as my nipple was in his mouth, he would nip me (ha!) and turn away. As if to say "That was your warning bite, Momma. Don't attempt it again..." He was a biter too, but that's a different story.

I rake leaves in the snow.

Yesterday, it snowed for the first time this season. If you know me at all, you know that I loathe the winter. My soul craves warm weather like my cat craves hot dogs (this latest craving of hers was only discovered this evening. Who says you can't learn something new about your 13 year old cat?). I dream of residing someplace where the weather never dips below 45 degrees and when it gets to 50, people start freaking out and stupidly put snow tires on their cars. I once lived in a place where it was so hot in the summer that your eyeballs would dry out during the three minute walk from your car to the front door of the supermarket. Those were the days, man, those were the days...

So, imagine my ire when I realized that I had to rake leaves in the snow in order to get our inflatable puppies set up for the kids. Yes, I have inflatable dogs on my lawn. Yet another fact about me, I hate the inflatable puppies. They were received as a gift for E's first Christmas, back when I was living in a tiny condo with no discernible front lawn to place said puppies. There was a certain joy in that, honestly. I could look my pleading child in the eyes and say "No, we can't set the puppies up... they'd get pierced by the arbor vitae!" and the matter would be settled for another year. When we moved to the semi-middle-of-nowhere, we suddenly gained two acres of land and lo-and-behold, there was room for the puppies. Moving from the condo to 'real' house meant unloading 10 years of junk from the basement. In order to lessen the moving load, I graciously offered to leave the puppies behind, but no. TDH Man insisted that the puppies came with us and onto the moving truck they went. When he gripes about how we needed to rent a second 26-foot moving truck just for the basement stuff, I remind him of those puppies.